The Archives

Welcome to the archives. 

Here, you will find alphabetical/chronological indexes of my writing.
Certain entries will be cross-listed.

Enjoy the slog!

17 Again (2009)
35 Shots of Rum [35 Rhums] (2009)
(500) Days of Summer (2009) 
The Abyss (1989)
After Last Season (2009)
Aliens (1986)
Avatar (2009)
Avatar (2009) [A Second Take]
Away We Go (2009)
Babies (2010)
The Blind Side (2009) 
The Book of Eli (2010)
The Crazies (2010)
Crazy Heart (2009)
Die Hard (1988)
Dogtooth [Kynodontas] (2009)
Edge of Darkness (2010)
An Education (2009)
The Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Fight Club (1999) 
From Paris With Love (2010)
The Ghost Writer (2010)
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo [Män som hatar kvinnor] (2009)
Green Zone (2010)
Greenberg (2010)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
The House of the Devil (2009) 
How To Train Your Dragon (2010)
I Am Love [Io sono amore] (2010)
Inception (2010)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
It's a Wonderful Life (1946) 
Julie & Julia (2009) 
Kick-Ass (2010)
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
The Last Station (2009)
Me and Orson Welles (2009)
The Messenger (2009)
Million Dollar Baby (2004) [Dude, Counter-Dude with A.A. Dowd]
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939) 
Piranha II: The Spawning (1981)
Please Give (2010)
Precious: Based on the Novel PUSH by Sapphire (2009)
Reality Bites (1994)
Remember Me (2010)
The Runaways (2010)
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Shutter Island (2010)
A Single Man (2009)
A Single Man (2009) [A Second Take]
Star Trek (2009)
The Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 
Titanic (1997)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
True Lies (1994)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
Up (2009)
Up in the Air (2009)
Valentine's Day (2010)
Where the Wild Things Are (2009)
Youth in Revolt (2010)

30 Rock: "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001" (2009)
The 67th Annual Golden Globes Telecast (2010)
FlashForward (2009) 
The Marriage Ref: "Pilot" (2010)
The Office: "Secretary's Day" (2010)
Survivor (2010) 
Survivor: Samoa (2009) 
Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains (2010)
The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (2010) 
V (2009)

The Boyfriend List (2005), by E. Lockhart
Eating the Dinosaur (2009), by Chuck Klosterman
I Thought You Were Dead (2010), by Pete Nelson
The Time Traveler's Wife (2003), by Audrey Niffenegger
The Unnamed (2010), by Joshua Ferris
Will Grayson, Will Grayson (2010) by John Green & David Levithan

"In Defense of Auto-Tune"

Why You'd Want To Live Here:
"Letter To The West Coast", on the music played inside a Starbucks
"The Electronic Book Burning", in response to Alan Kaufman's essay
An Introduction to the "Spoiler Threat Advisory System"
obligatory year-end wrap up for 2009
on the absurdity of The Academy Awards
why we shouldn't be spoiling Remember Me
"Armond White and the Greenberg Problem"
"The Tenuous Ultimacy of the Ultimate Edition"
Should we be laughing at the Babies?
The conclusion to James Cameron: A Cinema of CAPS LOCK

**updated 8/10/2010**
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